nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

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versaceslut:

seeing a text post you made on your dash but with your old url

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frickin:

haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

 

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k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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asparagays:

today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down

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consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

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netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww, via ugly)

eyeballfarts:

perks-of-being-chinese:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what kind of math do trees do

twigonometry

square roots

geomiTREE

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mommy:

There is a time and place for decaf coffee, never and in the trash.

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parkingstrange:

squidyword:

don’t just pop that pussy

snap crackle pop it

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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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